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23 May 2011 @ 11:20 pm
FANFIC - Another Sunday Morning [Uruha/Aoi]  
Title : Another Sunday Morning
Author : kanonkuroii  
Chapter : Oneshot
Genre : fail crack
Pairing : Uruha/Aoi
Rating : PG-13
Warning : SUPER BAD ENGLISH!!, unbetaed, unplotted, shortness, absurd ending
Disclaimer : Aoi belongs to Uruha and Uruha belongs to Aoi. and the story is belongs to meeee!!!
Summary: Today is just like another happy Sunday morning for Uruha before suddenly he confronted with an unexpected sight.



Today is just like another happy Sunday morning for Uruha before suddenly he confronted with an unexpected sight. His sexy brunette boyfriend is standing infront of his doorframe and he was coloring his hair pink. Fucking P I N K.

“WHO ARE YOUUUUU!!!!” Uruha scream very loudly and his voice echoed throughout the apartment building.

“Stop that drama queen act Uruha. It’s me. You don’t have to scream at your boyfriend in the morning.” Aoi stares at Uruha annoyingly. He couldn’t believe that his-so-manly-boyfriend is screaming like a girl. And you called that manly. Irony…

“But—but—the last time I checked, my boyfriend have a sexy black hair. Where is he now?!” He keeps shouting and shaking Aoi’s shoulder harshly, makes the supposed to be sexy black hair boyfriend head dizzy.

“Stop that you stupid blond ducky mouth!! You’re over reacted! I only dyed my hair pink! Why do you looked so panicked?!” Aoi removing both his lovers hand from his poor shoulder.

Aoi could not believe it, he dyes his hair pink because he wants to change his image, he didn’t want to look old. That’s why he changes his hair color so he can be more confident about himself. And what did he get from his lovely boyfriend? Not some support but shouting and screaming like a girl. He really wants to smack his boyfriend with airplane. Sadly, he can’t lift an airplane because it’s so damn heavy. So he just shoving his boyfriend aside and enters into Uruha’s apartment without permission. Uruha, who finally got his manly soul back, closed his doors and stomping into his living room, where Aoi sit on his sofa comfortably.

“Said again, Aoi. Why you changed your hair color?” Uruha sat beside Aoi on the sofa and turning his head so he’s face to face with Aoi right now.

Aoi sighed quietly before finally speaks; “I want to change my image, Uru. I don’t want to look old when I’m standing beside you.” Aoi pouted cutely and played with his tip shirt.

Hearing his lover’s reason makes Uruha’s heart fall in an instant. His lover was doing this for him. Finally he pulls his lovers into his embrace and patting his now-pinky-haired-boyfriend head’s awkwardly. He was not familiar with his lover's new hair.

“Honey, you don’t have to change for me. I love you just the way you are…”

“But you didn’t like my new hair…” Aoi cut Uruha’s speech.

“Err—I’m just shocked okay?! It’s different.” Uruha clearing his throat before he continued his speech; “The point is, I will always love you eventhough you dyed your hair pink, blue, even green. I will always love you eventhough you remove your lip ring. I will always love you eventhough you put those stupid nose thud…” he got Aoi’s punch at his arms.

“I know you always hate it when I changed my image!! Dumb fool.” Aoi shoot a death glare at his beloved lover.

“Well… not always…” Uruha kissed Aoi’s forehead softly. “…But I still love you anyway.”

Aoi smiled at his lover’s cutely before he kiss Uruha’s nose. His lovers always like this. Always tease him until he angry before he eases it with his sweet talk, and Aoi always fall for the same trick everytime. But he never regrets it though. He felt Uruha’s breathe on his neck before he licks it slowly, trying to pleasure Aoi. He fell hot breathe on his ears before Uruha whispering softly;

“When I saw you with your black hair, I always feel happy in my pants. But now, when I saw your pink hair…” One lick.

“…I feel like pedophile because I screwed a underage man.”


And that’s all Aoi could take before he’s screaming so loud right in his lover’s ears.

“I HATE YOU URUHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”




a/n here I am, having a bad headache, PMS, moody, and yet I make some crack fanfic =___________=;
I hope you understand my fail joke, because I make this only 15 minutes. I want to sleep but I can't sleep and I just grab my laptop and write this. how absurd I am?! and sorry for another lame title, I already tried my best I swear *cross fingers* I hope I could made your day. and sorry for my english because english is not my first or second or third or fourth language (I always said this on my fanfic, am I?)
well then, good night *cover my self with blanket*
 
 
Current Mood: gloomygloomy
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erikaoierikaoi on May 23rd, 2011 05:35 pm (UTC)
Not bad not bad.aoi is cute.
kanonkuroiikanonkuroii on May 24th, 2011 03:01 pm (UTC)
ah thank you >_______<
but the ending is so weird~
Dianne Dejarjayes: Aoilolidianne_djrjys on May 23rd, 2011 06:07 pm (UTC)
4 thumbs up for Uruha!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *digigit aoi*

ayo ayang lanjut terus semangat bikin fanfic2 uxa lg yaa XD
kanonkuroiikanonkuroii on May 24th, 2011 03:02 pm (UTC)
lha dia malah dukung Uru XDDDDD

oke ayaaaaang... tapi guw lagi sibuk presentasi macem2 ini hadeeeeh
++Mizuki++: 153_aoivampire_kiki on May 24th, 2011 12:24 am (UTC)
He don't want to look old

I laught falling out of my own chair becoz of this line..XD
kanonkuroiikanonkuroii on May 24th, 2011 03:03 pm (UTC)
LOL did your butt hurt? XDDDD
yesh... our Aoi is always young and sexy XDD
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kouyou_x3: kayakouyou_x3 on May 24th, 2011 12:24 am (UTC)
fucking laughed so hard at ruhas last comment about being a pedo xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
best ever.
really like it <333
kanonkuroiikanonkuroii on May 24th, 2011 03:04 pm (UTC)
LOL THENKS <3

*gives you chocopie*
veechuuveechuu on May 24th, 2011 02:40 am (UTC)
mami kebayang bgt noh uru jerit-jerit liat ao rambutnya jadi neon-pink gt LOL
itu rambut bener-bener sensasional XDD
kanonkuroiikanonkuroii on May 24th, 2011 03:05 pm (UTC)
www Uru jerit2 dengan suara ngebass-nya XDDDDDDDD
tau dah noh si Aoi aneh aneh aja ckck
veechuuveechuu on May 25th, 2011 03:23 am (UTC)
jerit "kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" macam di anime gitu? ga kebayang lol

ho'oh noh! kayaknya dia ketagihan rambut pink...

mama curiga dia ketularan ruki *nodnod*
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Aka (Ley)burntmothdecay on May 24th, 2011 03:47 am (UTC)
AWWWWW THAT'S SO CUTEEEEE!!! I LOVE IT XD URUHA IS A MEAN DUCKY WHO SUCKS AT MAKING EXCUSES LOL

WRITE MORE PLEASE *huggles*

And thanks for sharing *gives cookies*
kanonkuroiikanonkuroii on May 24th, 2011 03:06 pm (UTC)
LOL XDD LAME DUCKY~

I will after I'm done with all my ASSignment \m/

*share the cookies with Aoi*
thank you for reading it too <3
Aka (Ley)burntmothdecay on May 24th, 2011 03:13 pm (UTC)
Assignment?! Waaah! Why do all of the Uru/Aoi authors (except for me) have a lot of homeworks these days TT-TT I get the feeling that all of you will have a vacation by the time I'm back to school TT___TT
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kanonkuroiikanonkuroii on May 28th, 2011 02:52 pm (UTC)
he will becoming SUPER!REITA and help us to save Aoi 8D
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syzygy_lestatsyzygy_lestat on May 24th, 2011 01:14 pm (UTC)
Thank you =)) Uruha's line about pedo almost killed me. Recently seeing aoi's pink hair made me crave for candies XD
Keep writing ok :D
kanonkuroiikanonkuroii on May 24th, 2011 03:07 pm (UTC)
oh ohh I'm glad you're not killed because I don't want to go to jail because of Uruha's pedo D:

I will~ ^^v
Sallysweetlolixo on May 24th, 2011 04:11 pm (UTC)
HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHE THIS MADE ME SMILE LIKE CRAZY!!!!!!!!

"I FEEL LIKE A PEDOPHILE BECAUSE I SCREWED A UNDERAGE MAN" GAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA I LOVE U URUHA

I LOVE U AOI "I DONT WANNA LOOK OLD" ABABABAHODSUHADASDASBKMAS<XMLKASJKVASJSDCASASDLA:DKASD; LOL THIS MADE MY DAY (OR NIGHT... it's 12:10AM HERE TT__TT I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP) I love your crack fanfics :P YOU'RE SOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!
kanonkuroiikanonkuroii on May 24th, 2011 04:16 pm (UTC)
AAAAH YOU'RE HEREEE 8DDDD

TEEHEEEEEEE THENK YOU~ (///w///)
it's 11:15 in here~ we should go to sleep I guess orz orz
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yukidesuhappen: pic#108370014yukidesuhappen on May 25th, 2011 10:56 am (UTC)
Uru as a pedo? that sounds really really in my head! ( 'D' )
kanonkuroii: MAYA PUNKY♥HEARTkanonkuroii on May 25th, 2011 11:04 am (UTC)
YESH!! XDDDD
Uruha is a pedo!! *run away happily* *kicked*


thanks for the comment <3
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.: GazettE ★ Uruha3evil_queen369 on May 27th, 2011 03:47 am (UTC)
You make me giggle~ Aoi's pink hair was so shocking in the beginning, and I'm sure everyone's first thought was 'he's trying not to look old'. xD

Aoi and Uruha are adorable in this! I love Uruha's reaction to Aoi's hair! xD Totally appropriate~

and I'm not the only one who ends up writing crack with a headache and PMS while being moody?!

BTW, I'm recommending you in my journal~
kanonkuroii: AOISTAR!!kanonkuroii on May 27th, 2011 10:24 am (UTC)
LOL yes everyone think that XDDDD
and I wonder what Uruha's reaction when he see Aoi new pink hair XDD

YAY I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!!!


ah... THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! *bows*
it's an honorary to be recommended my senior author like you! m(_ _)m
Kei Yairi Kyuuketsuki: UruAokei_kyuuketsuki on May 28th, 2011 05:48 am (UTC)
XDDDDD
"..who finally got his manly soul back"
=> LoL

"..will always love you even though you dyed your hair pink, blue, even green."
=> NOOOOO!! Not Blue! Bot even Green! DX

“When I saw you with your black hair, I always feel happy in my pants. But now, when I saw your pink hair…” One lick.
“…I feel like pedophile because I screwed a underage man.”
=> WIN!! I burst out laughing at this one..XDDD
kanonkuroiikanonkuroii on May 28th, 2011 01:08 pm (UTC)
Re: XDDDDD
yes. I hope Aoi will change his hair into black again soon D:

thank you for your comment^^